Apr 17th, 2008 by أحمد
لقيت فى التدوينتين دى و دى 202 مقولة مقتبسة من مشاهير تتعلق بعالم الكمبيوتر والانترنت , والمبرمجين , والبرمجة , ولغاتها , وأكوداها , وصناعة البرمجيات , ومعايير الجودة فى صناعة البرمجيات , والتنبوءات الكوميدية القديمة قدم الدهر …. نقيت منهم 42 جملة عجبوني …. 1. “Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.” (Alan Kay)
2. “The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.” (Seymour Cray)
3. “Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.” (Bill Gates)جميلة الجملة دى
4. “First learn computer science and all the theory. Next develop a programming style. Then forget all that and just hack.” (George Carrette)
5. “Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.” (Larry Wall)
6. “Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?” (Richard A. O’Keefe)
7. “Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.” (Bob Gray)
8. “In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.”(Bjarne Stroustrup), LOOOOOOOOOOL
9. “C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.” (Gavin Russell Baker)
10. “One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that–lacking zero–they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.” (Robert Firth)
11. “Java is, in many ways, C++– .” (Michael Feldman)
12. “Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN’T be like.” (pixadel)
13. “Good code is its own best documentation.” (Steve McConnell)
14. “The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.” (Tom Cargill) تصفيق حاد للجملة دى
15. “You can’t have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional families.” (Jim McCarthy)
16. “As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn’t as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs.”(Maurice Wilkes discovers debugging, 1949)
17. “Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are–by definition–not smart enough to debug it.” (Brian Kernighan)
18. “I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” (Vidiu Platon) من أجملهم
19. “Everything that can be invented has been invented.” (Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899) ودى أحد التنبؤات الكوميدية اللي شهرتها جاوزت الآفاق
20. “There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.”(Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977)
21. “If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.” (Linus Torvalds)
22. “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” (Stephen Hawking) راااااااائعة
23. “The more you know, the more you realize you know nothing.” (Socrates)
24. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” (Benjamin Franklin)
25. “If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” (Ludwig Wittgenstein) أخطاء مبرمجين ثروات مبرمجين آخرين
26. “Where is the ‘any’ key?” (Homer Simpson, in response to the message, “Press any key”)
27. “The Internet? We are not interested in it.” (Bill Gates, 1993)
28. “The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.” (Nathaniel Borenstein) تفسير مريح ومنطقى لدمار البشرية
29. “Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren’t doing anything. One of the attractive things about programmers is that you cannot tell whether or not they are working simply by looking at them. Very often they’re sitting there seemingly drinking coffee and gossiping, or just staring into space. What the programmer is trying to do is get a handle on all the individual and unrelated ideas that are scampering around in his head.” (Charles M. Strauss)
30. “Commenting your code is like cleaning your bathroom — you never want to do it, but it really does create a more pleasant experience for you and your guests.” (Ryan Campbell)
31. “Before software should be reusable, it should be usable.” (Ralph Johnson)
32. “If you automate a mess, you get an automated mess.” (Rod Michael)
33. “There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation.” (Bertrand Meyer)
34. “UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.” (Dennis Ritchie)
35. “Companies spend millions of dollars on firewalls, encryption and secure access devices, and it’s money wasted, because none of these measures address the weakest link in the security chain.”(Kevin Mitnick)
36. “Hoaxes use weaknesses in human behavior to ensure they are replicated and distributed. In other words, hoaxes prey on the Human Operating System.” (Stewart Kirkpatrick)
37. “I’m not one of those who think Bill Gates is the devil. I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met up with the devil, it wouldn’t need an “interpreter”. ” (Nicholas Petreley) مايكروسوفت حبيبة الملايين
38. “Two years from now, spam will be solved.” (Bill Gates, 2004) لأ , ناصح
40. “The problem of viruses is temporary and will be solved in two years.” (John McAfee, 1988) حسبي الله ونعم الوكيل
41. “The Internet? Is that thing still around?” (Homer Simpson) ايه المرح دة!!
42. “In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development teams.” (Grady Booch) الراجل دة بيفهم
أكتر جمل عجبتنى فى ال 42 جملة هما 18 و14 .. اما الجملتين 7 و8 فانا شاكك أن العزيز جيجسو هو اللي كتبهم بالفعل أو على الاقل هو اللي ألهم اللي كتبوهم .
لو قريتهم كلهم ابقى قولي انهي جملة عجبتك فيهم .
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